ahh yeah, books ah here!

i know this is totally random, but have you ever typed jersey shore in the book search box on amazon? well today i did and boy did i find some amazing little gems. who knew snooki, jwoww and the situation were all auteurs!

ladies and gents, i present to you the fine literary stylings of the shore.



Here's the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore



The Rules According to JWOWW: Shore-Tested Secrets on Landing a Mint Guy, Staying Fresh to Death, and Kicking the Competition to the Curb



A Shore Thing
(do take note, according to snooks this is supposed to be "fiction" - about a pint sized girl who likes to party on the jersey shore and becomes a celebrity overnight. riiiight)



Gym, Tanning, Laundry: The Official Jersey Shore Quote Book

i will gladly accept any or all of the above as belated xmas gifts or early birthday gifts.*


*ok no really, don't buy me any of these please